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" To know that even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived...this is to have succeeded." Emerson
" Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the
sweaty things" Mark Lammers
" It's easy to have faith and discipline when you're
a winner... what you need is faith and discipline when you're not a
winner." Vince Lambardi
"Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember that a lone amateur built the ark. A large group of
professionals built the Titanic" Dave Berry
"I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of
the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing
it." Andy Rooney
"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't
work." Albert Einstein
"I've learned that one should keep his words both
soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them."
Andy Rooney
"Never do tomorrow what you can do the day after
tomorrow." Mark Twain
"The important thing is never to stop
questioning." Albert Einstein
"Men are like fine wine. They start out as
grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to have dinner with." Dave Berry
"The only true happiness comes from squandering
ourselves for a purpose. "John Mason Brown
"A ship is safe in the harbor. but that is not what
ships are built for" seen by my Mom in a Red Lobster ladies room
"Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning
"lousy hunter." Andy Rooney
"Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in,
and no one can stop it. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood
to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream, sometimes you just
hang on to that bar in front of you. But the ride is the thing. I
think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed,
you're out of breath, and you didn't throw
up." Jerry Seinfeld
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze
pilots wore helmets" Dave Edison
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the
test first, the lessons afterward." Vernon Law
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -
not absence of fear" Mark Twain
"I am a great believer in luck, and I find the
harder I work, the more I have of it." Stephen Lealock
"Failure is not getting knocked down, it's not
getting up again."
Vince Lambardi
"Never give up. Never, never, never, never
give up." Winston Churchill
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"The mind is like a parachute - it works best when
open" Bumper sticker
"Don't worry about what's ahead. Just go as
far as you can go - From there you can see farther."
Unknown
"I have decided to put off working on my
procrastination problem" John Peleaux
"When I feel like exercising,
I just lie down until the feeling goes away" Paul Terry 1938
"
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin
Franklin
"
Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right." Henry Ford
"I've
learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets
to the end, the faster it goes." Andy
Rooney
"Don't squat with your
spurs on!"
"Before you criticize
someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you
criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"I think of lotteries
as a tax on the mathematically challenged." Mathematician
Roger Jones
"Be bold in what you
stand for, and careful what you fall for."
"The good old days are
over. Get ready for the good new days!"
"Duct tape is like the
force: It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe
together."
"Just remember, every
time you point a finger at someone, you have three coming back at
you." Adella
"Argue enough for
your limitations, and sure enough, their yours!"
"People who tell you
never to let little things bother you have never tried sleeping in a room
with a mosquito." Katherine Chandler
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